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Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Pash, Pick or Pass: TwiGuys

Time to play Pash, Pick or Pass - a game where we pick from a random book trio and say who we'd pash (and dash), who we'd pick for a relationship and who we'd pass on all together.

The Contenders
It's perhaps the most famous love triangle of all (or at least of the past ten years)... yep, I'm talking Twilight. I've been sitting on this one for awhile in anticipation of the release of Breaking Dawn. Which I thought I'd be way more excited about by now. I have to say I'm feeling very "meh" about it... something that was really highlighted when I just about exploaded with excitement upon viewing The Hunger Games trailer. I was like, "Oh, THERE you are, Excitement". Anyway, now I'm rambling. Let's play with Edward et al, shall we?

Edward "Prick Tease" Cullen
Notable Quote: "Look after my heart... I've left it with you." 


Jacob "Don't Make Me Angry" Black
Notable Quote: "Does my being half-naked bother you?"

Mike "I'm Human" Newton
Notable Quote: "If I were lucky enough to sit by you, I would have talked to you."

My Choices

Pash: Jacob. Mainly so I can feel his abs. I also think he's pretty sweet and cute when he's not being all growly or falling in love with infants.

Pick: Edward, of course. There's just something about him that's irresistible, even though certain aspects of his character drive me nuts (stalker, much?).

Pass: Mike. Poor guy, he didn't stand a chance next to the other two. Bo-ring.

Who would you pash, pick and pass out of Bella's suitors?

Monday, 14 November 2011

Manip Madness: Breaking Dawn

Your regularly scheduled Mag Monday post is interrupted today because a) Nothing in magazines this week particularly caught my fancy, and b) Breaking Dawn Part 1 is released on Thursday, and I thought I should kick off Monday with something Twilight-related to generate some excitement (coz I gotta be honest, I'm weirdly not feeling any). I was going to feature my favourite Twilight magazine covers, but they're kinda old news, so I thought it would be way more fun to look at fan manips instead. Behold, Breaking Dawn as the fans (with Photoshop) see it...

The wedding
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The sexy times (a.k.a. the honeymoon)

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The pregnancy
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The demon spawn (a.k.a. RENESMEE)

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 The "let's pretend Rob doesn't have a pasty, scrawny, Englishman's body"
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And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Let's just say Twilight fans are very... creative.

Monday, 10 October 2011

Mag Monday: My Mind Is Blown

I seriously NEED to get my hands on the new issue of Entertainment Weekly. It's the reunions issue, featuring Back to the Future! Pretty in Pink! Romy and Michelle! The Gilmore Girls! Home Improvement! THE PRINCESS BRIDE!

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In other news, Taylor Lautner has officially been admitted into the Handsome Men's Club thanks to his spread in GQ this month.