Tuesday 15 November 2011

Pash, Pick or Pass: TwiGuys

Time to play Pash, Pick or Pass - a game where we pick from a random book trio and say who we'd pash (and dash), who we'd pick for a relationship and who we'd pass on all together.

The Contenders
It's perhaps the most famous love triangle of all (or at least of the past ten years)... yep, I'm talking Twilight. I've been sitting on this one for awhile in anticipation of the release of Breaking Dawn. Which I thought I'd be way more excited about by now. I have to say I'm feeling very "meh" about it... something that was really highlighted when I just about exploaded with excitement upon viewing The Hunger Games trailer. I was like, "Oh, THERE you are, Excitement". Anyway, now I'm rambling. Let's play with Edward et al, shall we?

Edward "Prick Tease" Cullen
Notable Quote: "Look after my heart... I've left it with you." 

Jacob "Don't Make Me Angry" Black
Notable Quote: "Does my being half-naked bother you?"

Mike "I'm Human" Newton
Notable Quote: "If I were lucky enough to sit by you, I would have talked to you."

My Choices

Pash: Jacob. Mainly so I can feel his abs. I also think he's pretty sweet and cute when he's not being all growly or falling in love with infants.

Pick: Edward, of course. There's just something about him that's irresistible, even though certain aspects of his character drive me nuts (stalker, much?).

Pass: Mike. Poor guy, he didn't stand a chance next to the other two. Bo-ring.

Who would you pash, pick and pass out of Bella's suitors?


  1. Yup I am totally with you on your picks! and I feel the same way about Breaking Dawn coming out, not too excited about it.. but I am using my free movie passes to see it with my fiance. We saw Twilight on our first date together, so it has become a tradition.

  2. I couldn't agree with your picks more. OMG Jacob out-creeped Edward in 'Breaking Dawn' with the whole Renesmee thing! WTF!?!?!?!

  3. Hmm...

    Pash: Edward. I think his domineering ways prevent him from being my pick. That and I don't speak stalker jive. However, he is hot so I'd take a night with him.

    Pick: Jacob. He's sweet, loyal, caring and dedicated. Not to mention he turns in to a dog! To borrow the wonderful wisdom of Barf (Spaceballs), "I'm my own best friend."

    Pass: Mike. Oh, poor Mike. He's entertaining to say the least, but you're right --- he doesn't stand a chance next to the other two.

  4. I'd kiss Jacob, but I'll pass on the other two. I had to think for a minute who Mike even was. And Edward, he totally squanders his supernatural powers. Mope much?? I don't think I could deal with him for eternity.

  5. I would:
    Pash Edward. 1 word = experience ;)
    Pick Jacob. He's a keeper.
    Pass on Mike. He does nothing for me.

  6. I'm just still laughing about Jacob's tendency to fall in love with infants. Hahaha.

  7. Here's my reply: http://hauntingserenade.wordpress.com/2011/11/15/pash-pick-or-pass-twiguys/ I choose Jacob overall, that's just me though. :P

  8. I would pick Jacob and Pass on Edward. Edward is too controlling and I think it is weird that he acts like a teenager even though he is so old. eew. I'd pass on Mike too. He doesn't have enough personality for me :(

  9. Edward I'd pash because well He's sexy and he's sparkly!

    Jacob because if me and Edward had a vamp half human baby it would be so pale it could be transparent. Did I mention he's half naked most of the time!

    Pass on Mike because ewwwwww